Merry XXX-Mas
12/12/04

Big Black Santa

Big Black Santa's gonna take care of you
Gonna bring you a big present and fill your stocking up too
I'll eat your milk and cookies while you sippin the egg nog
Lay down by the fire while I slip in my Yule log

Big Black Santa's gonna make it alright    
Just keep your chimney clean so I can slide in tonite
I'll give you the tongue under the mistletoe, man
Then clear off that mirror cuz I'm Frosty the Snowman

The First Christmas

Nine months 'ere the first Christmas
Joseph felt quite amorous
To protect her innocence
Mary prayed: "Contain your lust."

"Fear not dear all will be well
We'll go to this cheap motel
The inn is full or so they say
But we can roll out in the hay"

They humped like priests that blessed night
Beneath a star that shone so bright
As they had no contraception
She just claimed divine intervention

"Joseph shall we go again?
We'll be joined by three wise men."
Nine months ere the first Christmas
Mary lost her innocence 

Dirty Lil Elves

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Ha ha ha ha 
Ha ha ha ha

AntiChristMass

Hic sapientia: est qui habet intellectum conputet numerum bestiae; numerus enim hominis est, et numerus eius est sescenti sexaginta sex.

This calls for wisdom: let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.