Duck Tape Duct Tape
Words and Music by Steven Clark

Chorus:
Duck Tape duct tape
Duck Tape duct tape
Duck Tape duct tape
Duck Tape duct tape

If you've got a duct 
That you need to tape
You can't use masking, 
packing, or cellophane

Stick with the tape
That's silvery grey
It'll keep everything
Right there in its place

Chorus

It'll fix the broken rims
Of your nerdy eye-glasses
It'll keep your Christmas lights
From falling on by-passers

It'll shut the mouth 
of a gossip racking muck
'Bout the only thing it can't fix
Is an actual duck!

Chorus