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loopy. feet apart, elbows up,
look at exercise
one, ready? snap the elbows back, open wide. snap back,
open wide. snap
back, open wide. snap back, open
wide. snap back, open wide. snap back, open wide. snap
back, open wide.
snap back, open wide. snap back, open wide. snap back, open
wide. snap
back, open wide. snap back, open wide. when
i tell you men to get undressed i want you to get every bit
of clothing
that you have on off and put it in this bag. ok,
gentlemen, get undressed. ok, gentlemen, get
undressed. ok, gentlemen,
get undressed. gorgeous and angular, loopy loopy loopy. my cpu is all
blown out, loop loop loopy. paul lyndey lyndey lyndey was loopy loopy
loopy. gorgeous, and angular. loop-a loop-a loopy. understanding who
is loop loop loopy understanding what is oopsa loopsa.
excuse me, where
is loop loop loopy, excuse me, where is, loop loop loopy!
snap
the elbows back, open wide. snap
back, open wide. snap back, open wide. loop loop loopy!
gorgeous
and angular, loop loop loopy. cry baby cry baby cry,
loop
loop loopy! paul lyndey
lyndey lyndey
was loopy loopy loopy! gorgeous, and angular. loop-a loop-a
loopy! ok,
gentlemen, get undressed. (touch
him).
crucifracture. he was the loveliest god
i've ever known he had a face like rock & abs of stone. he died
young & hung for all to see. his dad was pissed so he made me at
galilee. we met at prayer group, under the bridge. he grabbed &
kissed me on the ledge. because we're christian and not
pagan, we won't
have sexxx until the wedding's done. oh jesus, why won't
you stay with
me? oh jesus, so you lied to me. oh jesus, why won't you
stay with me?
oh jesus, so you lied to me. maybe somebody lied about the
way he died,
he was taken from me that fateful night. it was so sad, so sad when
he said goodbye, and then we kissed (we kissed) you closed your eyes.
oh
jesus, why won't you stay with me? oh jesus, so you lied to
me.
oh jesus, why won't you stay with me? oh jesus,
so you lied to me. oh jesus, why won't
you stay with me? oh jesus, so you lied to me. oh
jesus, why won't you stay with me? oh jesus, so you lied to
me.
oh jesus, why won't you stay with me? oh jesus,
so you lied to me. oh jesus, why won't
you stay with me? oh jesus, so you lied to me.
gay, white and angry. i'm
pissed off (why?)
cuz i'm gay (ooh!) and i've got something important to say (well do
tell!).
heard that eminem wants to kill us dead (aww, naw). take
out his pretty
little gun and shoot me in the head (boom). no more
decoratin', no more
will-and-grace-in', no more MTT, just breeders matin' (ew). i talked
to his PR people, they told me to go away, told me to "go back
to pottery barn, misster fey wray" i said "whatever, i can
do what i want", and i called em's ass up, turns out he was on
gay.com under "escorts" (no way!) em says don't
fuck men (fuck
men), fems say "fuck you". fuck you. em
says don't fuck men (fuck
men), fems say
"fuck you".
fuck you. "hello?" "yo, em, it's
svelte!" "who?"
"this is your conscience, motherfucker." "who's this,
yo?" "remember high school em?"
"wha?" "you
don't have to write all those hateful songs just cuz i broke up with
you." "fuck you." "we tried that
already. you were
a lousy lay." like i told you before, it's two
double-oh two. not
1954, it's not 1968, it's
two double-oh two,
it's time to get together, i'm not ending up killed, like
dead, forever.
i'm not ending up tied to a barbed-wire fence, problem is
most americans
are just plain dense (like dumb man, dumb). yes you,
average christian
usa, wanna see me dead and buried. reverend phelps can suck my dick
(ooh suck my dick) then maybe em and i can catch a flick. come on, em
(unintelligible) we hung out at seven-eleven next to the trailer park
door. you tried on my wig (mm hmm), i tried you on for size
(oo!). turns
out you were a tiny little waste of time. em
says don't fuck men (fuck
men), fems say
"fuck you".
fuck you. em
says don't fuck men (fuck
men), fems say
"fuck you".
fuck you. you say you don't like techno, that's tired
racist bullshit,
yo. it's the same old line, like "disco sucks". it's black
music, it's gay music, it's music for us. (okay, that's enough hate
for one day. let's wrap this up, svelte.) to all my gay
homies in wonderland,
to all my straight friends hand-in-hand, i wanna say peace love and
understand, that when i say love i
mean love for
a
man.
(i think) i'm in love (with your hair). lovely
pink and purple flowers, ugly green plastic chair. i see you sitting
under april showers, i think i'm in love with your hair. can you take
it off and hand it here, can i borrow it for a while. get
to know your
hair much better, me and your hair could be forever. and when i say
love, i mean L-U-V. and when i say love, L-O-O-V. and when i look at
your H-A-I-R, i L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-R-H-A-I-R. silky smooth and
locky locks,
blue as black can be. hairpins fall as we sit and talk, let your wig
hat free. i wish i could sleep in your hair, ride around in your 'do
all day. comb my way into your dreams,
if you need some, i've got hairspray. and
when i say love, i mean L-U-V. and when i say love, L-O-O-V. and when
i look at your H-A-I-R, i
L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-R-H-A-I-R. and
when i say love, i mean L-U-V. and when i say love, L-O-O-V. and when
i look at your H-A-I-R, i
L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-R-H-A-I-R.and
when i say love, i mean L-U-V. and when i say love, L-O-O-V. and when
i look at your H-A-I-R, i
L-O-V-E-Y-O-U-R-H-A-I-R.
the ramones. now listen to here to what
i'm sayin', back in the old days ramones are playin'. joey, dee dee,
tommy, johnny. torn up jeans know what i'm sayin'? we love
the ramones
just love them dearly, they're in my heart, very near-ly, thank you
boys, thank you fiercely, i'll grow my hair like it was the sixties.
we're a happy family let's go to the kabuki. front row show so loud
and lovely. ears are ringing 'til monday morning, we're a
happy family
let's go to the kabuki. i don't care about this school, i don't care
about this world. hey, ho, let's go, to seven-eleven. listen to the
beach boys, fresh from heaven. last verse, same as the
first. now
listen to here to what i'm sayin', back in the old days ramones are
playin'. joey, dee dee, tommy, johnny. torn up jeans know
what i'm sayin'?
we're
a happy family let's go to the kabuki. front row show so
loud and lovely.
ears are ringing 'til monday morning, we're a happy family let's go
to the kabuki. yeah. we're
a happy family let's go to the kabuki. front row show so
loud and lovely.
ears are ringing 'til monday morning, we're a happy family let's go
to the kabuki.
miss lady o. oh miss lady, on
the prairie.
like a wild thing, in a silk slip. please don't worry, she won't hurt
you. she's so dainty, don't be nasty. where you going?
please come back
here. she is running, oh so muddy. like a bullet, like puffball. like
a dingo, out of control. o-live, evil-o. all-love, oh-love.
olive, evil-o.
all-love, oh-love.
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