CHORUS 1:
Gorgeous and angular
Loop loop loopy
My CPU is all blown out
Loop loop loopy
Paul Lindy Lindy Lindy
Is loopy loopy loopy
Gorgeous and angular
Loop loop loopy

MICHAEL:
Understanding who is
Loop Loop Loopy
Understanding what is
Oopsa loopsa
Excuse me where is
Loop Loop Loopy (2x)

CHORUS 2:
Loop loop loopy!
Gorgeous and angular
Loop loop loopy
Cry baby cry baby cry
Loop loop loopy
Paul Lindy Lindy Lindy
Is loopy loopy loopy
Gorgeous and angular
Loop loop loopy

etc.

Body Hair

CHORUS:
Body hair, body hair, body hair, body hair
Body hair, body hair, Oh
Body hair, body hair, body hair, body hair
Sit back and watch it grow

MICHAEL:
You got it on your head
And in your arm pits too
You got it on your face if your a guy

You got it on your legs
On your crotch they call em pubes
Some got it on their back, I don't know why

CHORUS

MICHAEL:
First it gets in your comb
Then it gets on your floor
It clogs up your drains real good

You can find it in the urinal
Of a public restroom
As long as you don't find it in your food.

CHORUS

MICHAEL:
He was the lovliest god I've ever known
He had a face like rock and abs of stone
He died young and hung for all to see
His dad was pissed so he made me in Galilee

We met at ??? under the bridge
He grabbed and kissed me on the ledge
Because we're christian and not pagan
We won't have sex until the wedding's done

CHORUS: Oh Jesus why won't you stay with me
Oh Jesus so you lied to me
Oh Jesus why won't you stay with me
Oh Jesus so you lied to me

MICHAEL:
Maybe somebody lied about the way he died
He was taken from me that fateful night
It was so sad so sad when we said goodbye
And then we kissed (CHORUS: WE KISSED!) you closed your eyes

CHORUS (4x with solos and clapping)

Everybody in the Bathroom

CHORUS:
Everybody in the bathroom (4x)

STEVEN:
I am gettin a little sick and tired of waitin for your ass to get out
I'm gettin a little sick and tired of waitin for your ass to get out (2x)
Get your ass out of the bathroom

MICHAEL:
What the fuck could you have possibly been doing in there for so goddamn long? (3x)
Get your ass out of the bathroom

CHORUS:
Everybody in the bathroom (4x)
STEVEN:

I gotta pee so bad I can hardly stand it grabbin on myself to hold it (3x)
I gotta use the bathroom!

CHORUS:
Pull your fly up and wash your hands
Pull your pants up get ready to dance (3x) Everybody in the bathroom (4x)

Lumba in the Bay

CHORUS:
Oomba Oomba Oomba
Oomba Oomba Hey
Oomba Lumba Lumba
Lumba in the Bay Bay