The Prince of the Eagles

I am the Prince of the Eagles
The clouds are my domain
Perched atop the mountain crag
I survey the terrain

Soaring accross the frozen steppes
My minions herd their prey
The race of tiny inhumans
Our harvest, our buffet

My sire, the hoary Raptor King
A fire in his eye
He sits atop the Talon Throne
Waiting there to die
I love him dear and when he's gone
Then I must rule the sky

The thought of that impending day
Fills my heart with dread
So to escape my curséd fate
I'll learn to raise the dead!


The Gigantic Woman in Space

There is a gigantic woman 
Floating out in space 
Her breasts are big as planets 
Home to the inhuman race 
Her hair is made of her lovers' souls
And in between her legs....

A BLACK HOLE!!!