1. Twilight

I'm an undead teen, young, hot and emo
My skin is white just like imitation sour creamo
Don't you wanna be immortal like me?
All you got to do is eat your family

Be my she-pire

You're still unsure if you are ready
But if you let me bite you, we can go steady
Drinking blood is just like sex
But even better cuz no one gets pregnant

Bein dead is cool
You won't have to go to school
The other girls will be green with envy
Plus it will clear up all your acne

Be my trampire
I'm your man-pire


2. I'm Not a Lesbian
   
I'm not a lesbian
Tho people say I am
She is just my best friend
And we like sports

I'm not a lesbian
And he is my boyfriend
Just because he's a thespian
Doesn't mean he's gay

I just like to hold hands
I don't necessarily want to eat you out
We could braid eachother's hair
I have so many feelings to talk about

I'm not a lesbian
Bo Derek is a 10
I have nothing against them
It's just not me

I'm not a lesbian
I'm just not into men
Maybe I will learn to like them someday

I don't think I'll ever get married
That just seems like selling out to society
After graduating I'm gonna 
Move to Santa Cruz and sell beads


3. Aja Rikki in the Years

After all the things we've done and seen     
Aja 
All the time you know she's smilin' 
And I spent a lot of time 
And she brings you only sorrow 
And the mourners are all singin' 
And they put you on the street 
And you could have a change of heart
And you fire till he is done in 
And you're sure you're near the end 
Angular banjoes 

Are you gatherin' up the tears 
Are you reelin' in the years 
As they drag you by your feet 
But if you have a change of heart
But the hangman isn't hangin' 
But they catch you at the border 
But you don't even know your mind
Chinese music always sets me free